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Scrolldown Fug: Willa Holland
We just checked in with Mischa Barton; now let’s see what her erstwhile O.C. co-star is up to: The answer is, “Turning a Ralph Lauren duvet cover from Macy’s into a frame for some polterwang.” Read...
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Met Carpet Fug Carpet: Zoe Saldana in Michael Kors
I feel like Zoe Saldana read what I said about Lupita wearing a shower cap to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and just laughed and laughed and laughed: “You want to see someone wearing a shower...
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CFDAs Scrolldown Fug Carpet: Lupita Nyong’o in Suno
Let’s start in my happy place. I thought this was going to be SO CUTE when I saw this. The pattern and colors are so fun, and her makeup artist did another really good job. No matter how much stuff...
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WTF: Glenn Close
It’s time for me to deploy my favorite opener to one these things, and, as I always do, I really mean it this time: Her head looks FANTASTIC. I love you, Glenn Close. I love you as that HBIC Patty...
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WTF: Kate Hudson
Our photo service described this look as “magnificent,” and I kept thinking about that Seinfeld where someone describes a hideous baby as “breathtaking” and Elaine can’t parse whether or not it’s an...
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Mostly Well Played/Scrolldown Fug: Jessica Alba
This is Jessica Alba on her way to GMA, and it’s she looks SO cute, and it’s going so well… … until we get to the aluminum clodhoppers. They take this whole thing from Breezy Day Dress straight to I...
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Fugs and Fabs: Jenna Coleman
There are some high highs, and some LOW DOWN CAPSY LOWS. Read More ...
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VMAs Scrolldown Fug Carpet: Chloe Grace Moretz in Louis Vuitton
I understand the impulse to be grown-up, although maybe not at this particular event. But I don’t understand the urge to be geriatric before you’re even out of your teens. That top wants to be a...
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GQ Men of the Year Awards Well Played, Jenna Coleman
This is delightfully simple — the sort of thing where you could probably wear it the same way backwards and forwards without losing any oomph (surely, there’s a term for that; let’s make one up!) —...
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Fug or Fab: Shailene Woodley in Dior
I am always amused when celebs have to pose for red carpet pics in front of giant photos of their own heads, especially when their giant face looks SO CONCERNED, as Poster Shai looks here (albeit with...
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NAACP Image Awards Fug Carpet: Tessa Thompson in Kenzo
This underwhelming pink sheath, like a weakly made cocktail, is something I will finish consuming only because it’s there in front of me. And indeed, between the dingy taupe shoes and the fishtail hem...
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Casual Fuggerday WTF: Victoria Justice
I am not kidding when I tell you that I screamed when this entire photo loaded: Everything was going SO WELL. And then….well, you’re looking at it. Read More ...
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Well Played (With Minor Scrolldown Fug): Cate Blanchett in Roksanda
If anyone out there doubts that spring is coming, just look at this picture. You can practically feel the warmer, flower-scented air on your face. And then. I’m not sure what the stain is on the...
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Scrolldown Fug: Karolina Kurkova in Oscar de la Renta
And we’re walking, we’re walking, we’re walking… … and we’re stopping. So hard. Those pants bring me to such a screeching halt that I can smell the burnt rubber. Read More ...
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Mostly Well Played, Christina Applegate
To me, this is a real scrolldown fug, and you have to REALLY scroll WAY down for it to go truly wrong, as far as I am concerned (you may disagree, of course, and PLEASE DO): I feel like the shoes are...
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Scrolldown Fug: Gwen Stefani
I saw this photo of Gwen leaving Church, shouldering what I assume is one of her kids’ Sunday School backpacks, and thought, “Okay, I could be on board, especially because she somehow matched her...
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Scrolldown Fug: Naomi Watts in Balmain at the Toronto Film Festival
The northern region of Naomi Watts is doing tremendously. But I think the rest of her misinterpreted “movie stars are doing more TV right now” as “movie stars are doing As Seen On TV right now.” Then...
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Scrolldown Fug: Kristen Wiig in Brandon Maxwell
It must be sort of distracting, knowing you’re at an event where the entire wall behind you shrieks NASTY BABY over and over again. Her head is perfectly fine, but then we get to the bodice, which...
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SAG Awards Scrolldown Fug: Sarah Paulson in Armani Prive
This appears to be a version of this dress, shown on the runway with a weird fringed-sleeve element that Sarah may have been wise to remove. Then again, maybe not, because now I have nowhere to look...
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Scrolldown Fug: Naomi Watts in Derek Lam
Sometimes I wonder if red-carpet dressing is ripped from a video game: You have a life meter, and sometimes, if you forget to recharge it, you run dangerously low for awhile. This might explain why,...
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